Quote #33043
The only thing dumber than a pitcher is two pitchers.
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Basically, there are three ways the skunk and I are a lot alike. The...
Quote #32987
Always love your enemies–nothing annoys them so much.
Quote #9880
The truest expression of a people is in its dances and its music… Bodies...
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Better not take a dog on the space shuttle, because if he sticks his...
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There are men whom a happy disposition, a strong desire of glory and esteem,...
Quote #8747
What the great ones do, the less will prattle of
Quote #8737
My mother had morning sickness after I was born.
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Pity is the virtue of the law, and none but tyrants use it cruelly.
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Criticism is the disapproval of people, not for having faults, but having faults different...