Quote #18157
Hope is the only universal liar who never loses his reputation for veracity.
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My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast. Turned out to be a...
Quote #545
I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent.
Quote #3322
The reason that lovers never weary each other is because they are always talking...
Quote #3747
Nothing in the entire universe ever perishes, believe me, but things vary, and adopt...
Quote #10142
We immediately become more effective when we decide to change ourselves rather than asking...
Quote #16366
The whole drift of my education goes to persuade me that the world of...
Quote #21540
Ace Running a casino is like robbing a bank with no cops around. For...
Quote #22792
Sympathy constitutes friendship but in love there is a sort of antipathy, or opposing...
Quote #32096
Peace has to be created, in order to be maintained. It is the product...