Quote #1952
Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.
Quote #19315
There’s no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working...
Quote #6123
When they discover the center of the universe, a lot of people will be...
Quote #17316
Of all human ills, greatest is fortune’s wayward tyranny.
Quote #33483
By the time I’d grown up, I naturally supposed that I’d be grown up.
Quote #5982
The mediocre teacher tells. The good teacher explains. The superior teacher demonstrates. The great...
Quote #12194
Of all the gods, Death only craves not gifts: Nor sacrifice, nor yet drink-offering...
Quote #10038
If you surrender completely to the moments as they pass, you live more richly...
Quote #17345
That is the true season of love, when we believe that we alone can...
Quote #10579
Nothing is permanent in this wicked world – not even our troubles.