Quote #29566
My boat goes west, your’s east. Heaven’s a wind for both journeys.
Quote #20889
Age cannot wither her, nor custom stale Her infinite variety.
Quote #3418
Never date a woman you can hear ticking.
Quote #64
My mother buried three husbands, and two of them were just napping.
Quote #33796
If we take care of the moments, the years will take care of themselves.
Quote #72
The entire economy of the Western world is built on things that cause cancer.
Quote #10270
The road to true love never did run smooth.
Quote #8530
In England there are sixty different religions and only one sauce.
Quote #1938
For certain people after fifty, litigation takes the place of sex.
Quote #22653
He that has no charity deserves no mercy.