Quote #24130
The hardest thing to understand in the world is the income tax.
Quote #12596
In the end, everything is a gag.
Quote #8343
Socialism is nothing but the capitalism of the lower classes.
Quote #8851
Death is not extinguishing the light; it is putting out the lamp because dawn...
Quote #15167
It is inaccurate to say that I hate everything. I am strongly in favor...
Quote #19922
Barometer, n. An ingenious instrument which indicates what kind of weather we are having.
Quote #23962
There is no such thing as a solitary Christian.
Quote #23886
Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding.
Quote #34303
A kleptomaniac is a person who helps himself because he can’t help himself.
Quote #26026
Just as every conviction begins as a whim so does every emancipator serve his...