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There ain’t no such thing as a free lunch.
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Until divinity decides to reveal the future to human kind, the sum of all...
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A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough...
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A conscience is like a baby. It has to go to sleep before you...
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If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there’d be a shortage...
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God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage...
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If the many allegations made to this date are true, then the burglars who...
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Parenting is a negative thing. Keep your children from killing themselves, or anyone else,...
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He would come in and say he changed his mind — which was a...