Quote #20961
The attempt and not the deed Confounds us.
Quote #3177
The trouble with my wife is that she is a whore in the kitchen...
Quote #28973
‘Taint’t worthwhile to wear a day all out before it comes.
Quote #23950
‘Humph’ grunted Mr. Romford, seeing his worst fears about to be realized. He had...
Quote #30138
Childhood is that wonderful time when all you need to do to lose weight...
Quote #6525
Geography is just physics slowed down, with a couple of trees stuck in it.
Quote #34268
She got her looks from her father. He’s a plastic surgeon.
Quote #33204
I went to a store and asked if they had anything to put under...
Quote #14041
The meek shall inherit the Earth, but not its mineral rights.
Quote #14502
Life is a sexually transmitted disease.