Quote #13441
Blessed are we who can laugh at ourselves for we shall never cease to...
Quote #1554
No good deed goes unpunished.
Quote #28273
I wish I could shrink down to the size of an ant. And maybe...
Quote #22917
All of our dreams can come true — if we have the courage to...
Quote #24459
Ill-luck, you know, seldom comes alone.
Quote #21974
This is an age in which one cannot find common sense without a search...
Quote #28793
The safest way to double your money is to fold it over twice and...
Quote #32077
I’m not a good butcher but I’ve had to learn to carve the joint....
Quote #32387
Life lives, life dies. Life laughs, life cries. Life gives up and life tries....
Quote #32421
Nothing can cause turmoil and the defeat of accomplishment as quickly as disorganization.