Quote #34038
The world is round it has no point.
Quote #6063
Humor is the only test of gravity, and gravity of humor; for a subject...
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If you go flying back through time, and you see somebody else flying forward...
Quote #916
The two most evangelical groups in the world are atheists and vegetarians, especially the...
Quote #13096
The most dangerous folly of old people who were once attractive is to forget...
Quote #19934
The gambling known as business looks with austere disfavor upon the business known as...
Quote #26295
Among my most prized possessions are the words that I have never spoken.
Quote #2042
A promiscuous person is someone who is getting more sex than you are.
Quote #3017
It is no disgrace to be poor, but it might as well be.
Quote #1997
How can one conceive of a one party system in a country that has...