Quote #19311
With Congress, every time they make a joke it’s a law, and every time...
Quote #33701
Try as hard as we may for perfection, the net result of our labors...
Quote #2014
Lawyers are the only persons in whom ignorance of the law is not punished.
Quote #15407
Life is a struggle, but not a warfare.
Quote #33046
The inside half of the plate. That’s where history’s made.
Quote #24530
Those who’ll play with cats must expect to be scratched.
Quote #28177
Can’t the Marx Brothers be arrested and maybe even tortured for all the confusion...
Quote #5166
Children are likely to live up to what you believe of them.
Quote #9994
Like the wind crying endlessly through the universe, Time carries away the names and...
Quote #2491
The fickleness of the women whom I love is only equalled by the infernal...