Quote #24640
Time is an illusion, lunchtime doubly so.
Quote #13191
The secret of life is to appreciate the pleasure of being terribly, terribly deceived.
Quote #11034
My wife is always trying to get rid of me. The other day she...
Quote #2378
The only man, woman, or child who ever wrote a simple declarative sentence with...
Quote #28442
A lot of children know absolutely nothing about guns other than what they see...
Quote #13112
Age is foolish and forgetful when it underestimates youth…
Quote #11159
A danger foreseen is half-avoided.
Quote #19110
The heights by great men reached and kept were not attained by sudden flight,...
Quote #17223
Genius is a promontory jutting out of the infinite.
Quote #12530
Teaching is as sacred as priesthood. If one has not the concern for humanity,...