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I shall be breakfasted before you are afield. In short, I shall astonish you...
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The only completely consistent people are the dead.
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Life was a funny thing that occured on the way to the grave.
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As a well-spent day brings happy sleep, so life well used brings happy death.
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Here’s a good thing to do if you go to a party and you...
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Tommy Fat guy in a little coat.
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Equality may perhaps be a right, but no power on earth can ever turn...
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We cannot command nature except by obeying her.
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Money, the root of all evil…but the cure for all sadness.
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Those who foresee the future and recognize it as tragic are often seized by...