Quote #22729
The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so...
Quote #20534
In the past decade or so, the women’s magazines have taken to running home-handyperson...
Quote #3366
My empty waterdish mocks me.
Quote #10329
Bisexuality automatically doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
Quote #20310
When good men die their goodness does not perish, But lives though they are...
Quote #8739
When you helped somebody, right away you were responsible for that person. And things...
Quote #30937
Don’t think there are no crocodiles because the water is calm.
Quote #18873
Everything that can be invented, has been invented.
Quote #27643
If you feel yourself falling, let go and glide.
Quote #4589
Every day should be passed as if it were to be our last.