Quote #20062
The government deficit is the difference between the amount of money the government spends...
Quote #4930
There is a tide in the affairs of men Which taken at the flood,...
Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #22732
Fear is, I believe, a most effective tool in destroying the soul of an...
Quote #1907
America has begun a spiritual reawakening. Faith and hope are being restored. Americans are...
Quote #24900
Saintliness is also a temptation.
Quote #27336
If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster.
Quote #20836
Jesters do often prove prophets.
Quote #3931
Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several...
Quote #871
To become a popular religion, it is only necessary for a superstition to enslave...