Quote #15492
England and America are two countries separated by a common language.
Quote #12165
So, rather than appear foolish afterward, I renounce seeming clever now.
Quote #6779
We are alone, absolutely alone on this chance planet: and, amid all the forms...
Quote #10648
Use soft words and hard arguments.
Quote #9228
Men are jerks. Women are psychotic.
Quote #32791
Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body...
Quote #4191
Do not speak ill of the dead.
Quote #14792
Not a tenth of us who are in business are doing as well as...
Quote #3348
Everybody winds up kissing the wrong person good night.
Quote #29657
Men make the mistake of thinking that because women can’t see the sense in...