Quote #12172
One only needs two tools in life: WD-40 to make things go, and duct...
Quote #12315
The road to truth is long, and lined the entire way with annoying bastards.
Quote #28522
What other dungeon is so dark as one’s own heart What jailer so inexorable...
Quote #24871
General Grant had a simple, childlike recipe for meeting life … I am terribly...
Quote #24970
It is one of the maladies of our age to profess a frenzied allegiance...
Quote #28211
When this girl at the museum asked me who I liked better, Monet or...
Quote #18528
‘At this festive season of the year, Mr Scrooge,’ said the gentleman, taking up...
Quote #18545
In no sense do I advocate evading or defying the law … That would...
Quote #33488
Maybe the most any of us can expect of ourselves isn’t perfection but progress.
Quote #31905
There is little difference in people, but that little difference makes a big difference....