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Indecision is like a stepchild: if he does not wash his hands, he is...
Quote #21010
It is easy to despise what you cannot get.
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If I ever opened a trampoline store, I don’t think I’d call it Trampo-Land,...
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Wind buffs up empty bladders; opinion, fools.
Quote #31945
Handguns are a public-health problem.
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There is a certain majesty in simplicity which is far above all the quaintness...
Quote #16951
I am sure of this, that by going much alone a man will get...
Quote #24064
Listen to all, plucking a feather from every passing goose, but, follow no one...
Quote #23765
Imagination will often carry us to worlds that never were. But without it we...
Quote #18304
The Joker Tell me something, my friend. You ever dance with the devil by...