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Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he’s buying.
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The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
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If the doors of perception were cleansed everything would appear to man as it...
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The one important thing I have learned over the years is the difference between...
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If you wanna make the world a better place, take a look at yourself,...
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Democracy substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few.
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Finish each day before you begin the next, and interpose a solid wall of...
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Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists;...
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Philosophers say a great deal about what is absolutely necessary for science, and it...
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Our whole life is an attempt to discover when our spontaneity is whimsical, sentimental...