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Let the punishment match the offense.
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Stupid is a boundless concept.
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The new Haitian baseball can’t weigh more than four ounces or less than five.
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I prefer to be true to myself, even at the hazard of incurring the...
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Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds...
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Let us weigh the gain and the loss, in wagering that God is. Consider...
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My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted.
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All governments eventually lean further and further towards aristocracy.
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The higher your station, the less your liberty.
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