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It takes your enemy and your friend, working together, to hurt you: the one...
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Here’s to you ,as good as you are, And here’s to me, as bad...
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Half of the world’s misery comes from ignorance. The other half comes from intelligence.
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A contented mind is a continual feast.
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All the world is queer save thee and me. And even thou art a...