Quote #31878
Flattery is all right so long as you don’t inhale.
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They’ve taken the foot off Johnny Grubb. Uh, they’ve taken the shoe off Johnny...
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Men are the only animals that devote themselves, day in and day out, to...
Quote #24208
If most of us are ashamed of shabby clothes and shoddy furniture, let us...
Quote #17558
… If weakness may excuse, What Murderer, what Traitor, Parricide, Incestuous, sacrilegious, but may...
Quote #28211
When this girl at the museum asked me who I liked better, Monet or...
Quote #25428
Life without a friend is death without a witness.
Quote #7456
Teachers open the door. You enter by yourself.
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The human mind treats a new idea the same way the body treats a...
Quote #29289
History is a better guide than good intentions.