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My mother is such a lousy cook that Thanksgiving at her house is a...
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There are no ugly women, only lazy ones.
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He knows nothing and he thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a...
Quote #4272
The determined scholar and the man of virtue will not seek to live at...
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Boys are beyond the range of anybody’s sure understanding, at least when they are...
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But the only way of discovering the limits of the possible is to venture...
Quote #13494
Crude classifications and false generalizations are the curse of organized life.
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All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a...
Quote #25867
Righteous people have no sense of humor.
Quote #9586
I felt like poisoning a monk.