Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Quote #28392 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 I wish a robot would get elected President. That way, when he came to...
Bertolt Brecht Quote #25867 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Righteous people have no sense of humor.
Oscar Wilde, upon being told the cost of an operation Quote #2637 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 I suppose that I shall have to die beyond my means.
Chinese Proverb Quote #11170 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 A filthy mouth will not utter decent language.
Unknown Quote #11648 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 True friendship is seen through the heart not through the eyes.
Amanda Cross Quote #26877 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Odd, the years it took to learn one simple fact that the prize just...
Henry Miller Quote #3583 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 When one is trying to do something beyond his known powers it is useless...
Ovid Quote #7396 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 All things may corrupt when minds are prone to evil.
Benjamin Disraeli Quote #18924 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 The secret of success in life is for a man to be ready for...
Francesco Petrarch Quote #30618 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Five enemies of peace inhabit with us–avarice, ambition, envy, anger, and pride if these...