Quote #270
When shit becomes valuable, the poor will be born without assholes.
Quote #2149
I never vote for anyone; I always vote against.
Quote #21308
I cannot forecast to you the action of Russia. It is a riddle wrapped...
Quote #10245
Between the wish and the thing life lies waiting.
Quote #29431
A good many young writers make the mistake of enclosing a stamped, self-addressed envelope,...
Quote #29263
If Casey Stengel were alive today, he’d be spinning in his grave.
Quote #6005
Never seem more learned than the people you are with. Wear your learning like...
Quote #16046
Behold, my son, with what little wisdom the world is ruled.
Quote #13293
Happiness is a way of praying.
Quote #1822
Chastity: the most unnatural of the sexual perversions.