Quote #32895
The real wit tells jokes to make others feel superior, while the half-wit tells...
Quote #29558
There are two insults no human being will endure that he has no sense...
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Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog...
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Rast ich, so rost ich. (When I rest, I rust.)
Quote #5503
Look twice before you leap.
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All animals are equal but some animals are more equal than others.
Quote #4293
Words are the physicians of the mind diseased.
Quote #30318
When I was young, I was sure of many things now there are only...
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The shoe that fits one person pinches another there is no recipe for living...
Quote #30834
I need not fear my enemies because the most they can do is attack...