Quote #26334
If it weren’t for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we’d still be eating...
Quote #590
Baby: an alimentary canal with a loud voice at one end and no responsibility...
Quote #17532
I am certain of nothing but the holiness of the heart’s affections, and the...
Quote #29472
If you love life, don’t waste time, for time is what life is made...
Quote #27411
What we call ‘morals’ is simply blind obedience to words of command.
Quote #6714
I have only one superstition. I touch all the bases when I hit a...
Quote #25637
Marriage is our last, best chance to grow up.
Quote #29530
Lead us not into temptation. Just tell us where it is we’ll find it.
Quote #20300
I care for riches, to make gifts To friends, or lead a sick man...
Quote #8134
The weak ones are there to justify the strong.