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It is always the best policy to speak the truth–unless, of course, you are...
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It ain’t a bad plan to keep still occasionally, even when you know what...
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Programming is like sex one mistake and you have to support it for the...
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It is just when opinions universally prevail and we have added lip service to...
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The other day I got out my can opener and was opening a can...
Quote #4629
Conceal a flaw, and the world will imagine the worst.
Quote #1389
The report of my death was an exaggeration.
Quote #886
When you have read the Bible, you will know it is the word of...
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At best, most college presidents are running something that is somewhere between a faltering...
Quote #28965
A fat paunch never breeds fine thoughts.