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The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer.
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All American cars are basically Chevrolets.
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Life is as tedious as a twice-told tale Vexing the dull ear of a...
Quote #16696
He felt that his whole life was some kind of dream and he sometimes...
Quote #28906
Both tears and sweat are salty, but they render a different result. Tears will...
Quote #11376
Comedy is tragedy plus time.
Quote #33451
If power was an illusion, wasn’t weakness necessarily one also
Quote #18753
Cast aside those who liken godliness to whimsy and who try to combine their...
Quote #11698
Live fast, die young, and leave a good-looking corpse.
Quote #6668
Be a craftsman in speech that thou mayest be strong, for the strength of...