Quote #3366
My empty waterdish mocks me.
Quote #26326
Dear brightest star o’er Bethlehem, O let your precious light shine in with hope...
Quote #33801
Personally I think birthdays and anniversaries are like menstrual cramps, a regular pain in...
Quote #16655
Don’t think you are going to conceal thoughts by concealing evidence that they ever...
Quote #3044
The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf.
Quote #25992
The lessons taught in great books are misleading. The commerce in life is rarely...
Quote #28160
To me, clowns aren’t funny. In fact, they’re kinda scary. I’ve wondered where this...
Quote #19653
It is not really difficult to construct a series of inferences, each dependent upon...
Quote #23018
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers...
Quote #30576
The strength of the United States is not the gold at Fort Knox or...