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God is on everyone’s side and in the last analysis, he is on the...
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Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung.
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The greatest gift a parent can give a child is unconditional love. As a...
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What man does not understand, he fears; and what he fears, he tends to...
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Well, the telling of jokes is an art of its own, and it always...
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If you cry ‘Forward’ you must without fail make plain in what direction to...
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There are a thousand hacking at the branches of evil to one who is...
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If man could have half his wishes, he would double his troubles.
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Violence is the diplomacy of the incompetent.
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If you wear a toupee, why not let your friends try it on for...