Quote #29692
Such evil deeds could religion prompt.
Quote #16814
Youth, which is forgiven everything, forgives itself nothing age, which forgives itself everything, is...
Quote #19134
f u cn rd ths, u cn gt a gd jb n cmptr prgmmng.
Quote #14501
Arithmetic is being able to count up to twenty without taking off your shoes.
Quote #32109
Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone
Quote #29082
It is not easy for men to rise whose qualities are thwarted by poverty.
Quote #13933
Ability is of little account without opportunity.
Quote #33210
If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what...
Quote #8213
As I was walking among the fires of Hell, delighted with the enjoyments of...
Quote #8208
The more I want to get something done, the less I call it work.