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Teaching has ruined more American novelists than drink.
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Baby: an alimentary canal with a loud voice at one end and no responsibility...
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The last thing a woman will consent to discover in a man whom she...
Quote #19639
Technology means the systematic application of scientific or other organized knowledge to practical tasks.
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Happiness is not having what you want, but wanting what you have.
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If we judge of love by its usual effects, it resembles hatred more than...
Quote #25788
Religion is what keeps the poor man from murdering the rich.
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We shall never cease from exploration And the end of all our exploring Will...
Quote #28379
If the captain invited me to his party, after he had whipped me earlier...
Quote #31135
A scholar knows no boredom.