Quote #13000
Humor is a rubber sword–it allows you to make a point without drawing blood.
Quote #34030
Ladies and gentlemen, today we’re here to honor electricity, the charge that charges everything...
Quote #2012
What is a cynic? A man who knows the price of everything and the...
Quote #19919
Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum
Quote #26667
Of all the properties which belong to honorable men, not one is so highly...
Quote #20466
I have lived some thirty-odd years on this planet, and I have yet to...
Quote #9393
The love of truth lies at the root of much humor.
Quote #4804
Either war is obsolete or men are.
Quote #12427
You only live once but if you work it right, once is enough.
Quote #4306
As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to dispense...