Quote #31287
Better by far you should forget and smile than that you should remember and...
Quote #545
I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent.
Quote #7846
I can honestly say to you, slaves of the press, that if I had...
Quote #24121
When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When...
Quote #2305
I knew her before she was a virgin.
Quote #28333
If you’re a blacksmith, probably the proudest day of your life is when you...
Quote #22289
Where there is no shame, there is no honor.
Quote #4091
A threat is basically a means for establishing a bargaining position by inducing fear...
Quote #22656
Advice is least heeded when most needed.
Quote #32299
These two truths are the same in weight and importance. Accept and love WHO...