Quote #1999
Vegetables are interesting but lack a sense of purpose when unaccompanied by a good...
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I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient...
Quote #8875
Life is consciousness.
Quote #6767
Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists;...
Quote #32804
But my dear man, reality is only a Rorschach ink-blot, you know.
Quote #25208
In my case, adulthood itself was not an advance, although it was a useful...
Quote #18694
The dog was created especially for children. He is the God of frolic.
Quote #25155
If any one faculty of our nature may be called more wonderful than the...
Quote #27425
Wisdom is knowing when you can’t be wise.
Quote #22758
If a man is offered a fact which goes against his instincts, he will...