Quote #7460
Underlying the whole scheme of civilization is the confidence men have in each other,...
Quote #12650
My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing.
Quote #20685
This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor to change the character...
Quote #9241
The inscrutable wisdom through which we exist is not less worthy of veneration in...
Quote #15750
Each present joy or sorrow seems the chief.
Quote #13611
Words — so innocent and powerless as they are, as standing in a dictionary,...
Quote #16338
There cannot be greater rudeness than to interrupt another in the current of his...
Quote #26470
A stiff apology is a second insult. The injured party does not want to...
Quote #13108
When lenity and cruelty play for a kingdom, the gentler gamester is the soonest...
Quote #1002
Patriotism is the willingness to kill and be killed for trivial reasons.