Quote #18743
Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know another...
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The purpose of life is to fight maturity.
Quote #30769
Only after the last tree has been cut down, Only after the last river...
Quote #28266
If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think...
Quote #32411
Often sound advice turns out to be totally wrong. Sometimes things turn out in...
Quote #9639
Happiness is a warm puppy.
Quote #31868
It was no Insurrection or Rebellion, or even Civil War in any proper sense...
Quote #2228
Men and women, women and men. It will never work.
Quote #30272
No man can think clearly when his fists are clenched.
Quote #2429
Yer beautiful in yer wrath! I shall keep you, and in responding to my...