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In all the affairs of life, social as well as political, courtesies of a...
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If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster.
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For how many things, which for our own sake we should never do, do...
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I think a good gift for the president would be a chocolate revolver. And...
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Reprove thy friend privately; commend him publicly.
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That which is static and repetitive is boring. That which is dynamic and random...
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He who is not everyday conquering some fear has not learned the secret of...
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Thieves respect property. They merely wish the property to become their property that they...
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Aristotle maintained that women have fewer teeth than men although he was twice married,...
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Don’t part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but...