Quote #5568
When you drink the water, remember the spring.
Quote #22276
We are just an advanced breed of monkeys on a minor planet of a...
Quote #28303
Whenever anyone says ‘I can’t,’ it makes me wish he’d get stung to death...
Quote #24470
A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.
Quote #13845
A man too busy to take care of his health is like a mechanic...
Quote #2593
The Art of Love: knowing how to combine the temperment of a vampire with...
Quote #22954
I get a standing ovation jaust standing.
Quote #901
Maybe I should have screwed up.
Quote #9426
Bad spellers of the world, untie!
Quote #7423
Greater is our terror of the unknown.