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If you wear a toupee, why not let your friends try it on for...
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Sleep is an eight-hour peep show of infantile erotica.
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If you want to get along, go along.
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Things we not hope for often come to pass than things we wish.
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In politics stupidity is not a handicap.
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The most difficult thing in the world is to know how to do a...
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Tomorrow is the day when idlers work, and fool reform, and mortal men lay...
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And many strokes, though with a little axe, Hew down and fell the hardest-timbered...
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Intelligence is when you spot a flaw in your boss’s reasoning. Wisdom is when...
Quote #19807
People can be divided into two classes those who go ahead and do something,...