Quote #4759
The way to win an atomic war is to make certain it never starts.
Quote #32863
When you are down and out something always turns up-and it is usually the...
Quote #10901
Wisdom sets bounds even to knowledge.
Quote #15117
To live so that you would not be ashamed to sell the family parrot...
Quote #33057
Before I was married, I had a hundred theories about raising children and no...
Quote #23316
It’s difficult to see that people are starving in this country because food isn’t...
Quote #28238
Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my...
Quote #4288
The road up and the road down is one and the same.
Quote #28394
Better not take a dog on the space shuttle, because if he sticks his...
Quote #14498
I am a Marxist–of the Groucho tendency.