Quote #5448
America is a vast conspiracy to make you happy.
Quote #691
Both the cockroach and the bird would get along very well without us, although...
Quote #4870
I will make a Star-chamber matter of it.
Quote #13979
Before you put on a frown, make absolutely sure there are no smiles available.
Quote #17688
Every woman knows all about everything.
Quote #10386
Human judges can show mercy. But against the laws of nature, there is no...
Quote #12195
I would far rather be ignorant than wise in the foreboding of evil.
Quote #7177
Only he is free who cultivates his own thoughts, and strives without fear to...
Quote #3535
He who will not economize will have to agonize.
Quote #27688
Television enables you to be entertained in your home by people you wouldn’t have...