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People who insist on telling their dreams are among the terrors of the breakfast...
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I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean.
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For thousands of years, father and son have stretched wistful hands across the canyon...
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Any lady who is first lady likes being first lady. I don’t care what...
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The word ‘genius’ isn’t applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman...
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Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.
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Dear Mary: We all knew you had it in you.
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Americans are a race of convicts and ought to be thankful for anything we...
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No call alligator long mouth till you pass him.
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Three minutes thought would suffice to find this out but thought is irksome and...