Quote #30253
To keep your marriage brimming, With love in the loving cup, Whenever you’re wrong,...
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My hometown was so dull that one time the tide went out and never...
Quote #25255
I’m as pure as the driven slush.
Quote #11513
While we ourselves are the living graves of murdered beasts, how can we expect...
Quote #9427
There is no gravity. The earth sucks.
Quote #3167
Misery acquaints a man with strange bedfellows.
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The proof of a poet is that his country absorbs him as affectionately as...
Quote #5063
Prove all things; hold fast that which is good.
Quote #12859
If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.
Quote #20367
They say some of my stars drink whiskey. But I have found that the...