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A simple enough pleasure, surely, to have breakfast alone with one’s husband, but how...
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Creativity often consists of merely turning up what is already there. Did you know...
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When money is seen as a solution for every problem, money itself becomes the...
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Fighting fire with fire only gets you ashes!
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Did you ever see an unhappy horse? Did you ever see bird that had...
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Civilization is a limitless multiplication of unnecessary necessaries.
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The pug is living proof that God has a sense of humor.
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Evil will always triumph, because good is dumb.
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Mankind must put an end to war, or war will put an end to...
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I guess of all my uncles, I liked Uncle Cave Man the best. We...