Quote #26715
The new Haitian baseball can’t weigh more than four ounces or less than five.
Quote #27110
The object of art is to crystallize emotion into thought, and then fix it...
Quote #22818
I have seen gross intolerance shown in support of toleration.
Quote #3697
I gather, young man, that you wish to be a Member of Parliament. The...
Quote #13964
No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.
Quote #28311
How come, just as the rocket is launching, the astronauts don’t also shoot some...
Quote #5018
Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen.
Quote #8085
Distrust and caution are the parents of security.
Quote #25266
In Cyberspace, the First Amendment is a local ordinance.
Quote #33197
I have no need of your God-damned sympathy. I only wish to be entertained...