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A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never...
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I remember how the other kids used to say that old Mister Swenson was...
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You can change an outfit, you can outfit change, or both.
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Irrigation of the land with seawater desalinated by fusion power is ancient. It’s called...
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Work consists of whatever a body is obliged to do. Play consists of whatever...
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The first and last thing required of genius is the love of truth.
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It is difficult to say what is impossible, for the dream of yesterday is...
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Who the hell wants to hear actors talk?
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No stranger can get a great many notes of torture out of a human...
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Parents are sometimes a bit of a disappointment to their children. They don’t fulfill...