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Verily, a man teaching his child manners is better than giving one bushel of...
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Here’s a good gag if you go swimming in a swamp and when you...
Quote #10904
Christianity might be a good thing if anyone ever tried it.
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I think the world is run by ‘C’ students.
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Whenever you trace the origin of a skill or practices which played a crucial...
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Fear not a jest. If one throws salt at you, you will not be...
Quote #204
But did thee feel the earth move?
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One of the things that is wrong with America is that everybody who has...
Quote #28056
Poor are poor because rich are rich.
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It is satisfying for the descendant of a dissident refugee from Elizabeth I to...