William A. Orton Quote #30459 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 If you keep your mind sufficiently open, people will throw a lot of rubbish...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Quote #28356 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Probably to a shark, about the funniest thing there is is a wounded seal,...
Clive James Quote #28935 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 It is only when they go wrong that machines remind you how powerful they...
Carl Jung Quote #8139 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 I have always been impressed by the fact that there are a surprising number...
Desiderius Erasmus Quote #23804 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 It is the chiefest point of happiness that a man is willing to be...
Yevgeny Aleksandrovich Yevtushenko Quote #33243 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 In Russia all tyrants believe poets to be their worst enemies.
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Quote #28386 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 One thing vampire children have to be taught early on is, don’t run with...
Will Rogers Quote #19317 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
P. G. Wodehouse Quote #33172 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 It is a good rule in life never to apologize. The right sort of...