Quote #2223
Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.
Quote #30546
The object of war is not to die for your country but to make...
Quote #2145
Most religions do not make men better, only warier.
Quote #9324
Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle.
Quote #28246
Worship the potato The idea seemed silly to me. But then I thought, what...
Quote #34491
We don’t want to go back to tomorrow, we want to go forward.
Quote #118
Civilization is the distance man has placed between himself and his excreta.
Quote #6945
Look to be treated by others as you have treated others.
Quote #6565
My idea of an agreeable person is a person who agrees with me.
Quote #1116
We can lick gravity, but sometimes the paperwork is overwhelming.