Quote #21736
The fear of becoming a ‘has-been’ keeps some people from becoming anything.
Quote #1985
We can lick gravity, but sometimes the paperwork is overwhelming.
Quote #31084
I would like to have engraved inside every wedding band ‘Be kind to one...
Quote #2076
Marriage is based on the theory that when man discovers a brand of beer...
Quote #26719
Montreal leads Atlanta by three, 5-1.
Quote #11104
Where there is no law, but every man does what is right in his...
Quote #8206
I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up – they have...
Quote #15851
Human reason is like a drunken man on horseback; set it up on one...
Quote #19743
Do definite good first of all to yourself, then to definite persons.
Quote #34564
There are some things you can’t share without ending up liking each other.